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Maple Leaf

Q: What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on February 2nd?

A: Six more weeks of bad hockey!

Women's Hockey

There's only one reason women's hockey is a sport - the hooking.

Hat Tricks

Q: What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?

A: Both do hat tricks!

Leper Hockey Game

Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

A: There was a face-off in the corner.

Yo Mama - Hockey Player

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.