O.J. Simpson to Raleigh

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco?
A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Greg Norman's Lovers

Q: Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?
A: Because he always finishes second!

Golf and Buttercups

A man was playing a game of golf. On hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. As honest a golfer as he normally was, he picked up the ball and laid it next to the flowerbed to avoid destroying the beautiful buttercups. A fairy came down and said "thank you for not disturbing my buttercups. For that, I shall make sure that you always have a full supply of butter." "Thank you," the golfer replied, "but where were you last week when I hit the ball into the pussywillows?"