Sports Jokes

Soccer Booty Call

All you need to know is that I last for at least 90 minutes. Goooaaalll!

Anonymous

Newest Golf Term

The latest change to the official rules of golf: The golf term "bad lie" is now to be referred to as "an Obama".

Anonymous

No More Fishing For Baby Sis

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait!"

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