Science Alert

Science alert:  Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men: a woman.

Fulfilling Their Requests

There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter. The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter. The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter. So God made him a woman !!

If Men Ruled The World

• Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards.
• If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
• A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up.
• Birth control would come in ale or lager.
• Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand.
• Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.