The Bartender

On New Year's Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to stand next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck midnight, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

Double Trouble

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Pregnant Centerfold

Q:  What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A:  Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.