Sexist Jokes - About Men

Sexually Excited

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's Breathing.

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Boxers or Briefs?

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs". They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or briefs"? And the old man replied  "depends?"

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Men's Gourmet Restaurant

Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A: Any place without a drive-up window.

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