Sexist Jokes - About Men

Open Minded

Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.

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Dumber Sex

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?

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Man In Supermarket

Man walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically
"How did you guess?" She replies
"Because you're ugly."

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