Man In Supermarket

Man walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically
"How did you guess?" She replies
"Because you're ugly."

Husband and Dog

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why Women Talk More than Men

Q: Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?
A: Because women have four lips and men have two heads!