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Disaster Plans
Q: Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
A: So men can think about solutions without distractions.
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The Perfect Diagnosis
The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous redhead. "I would suggest to you, young lady, began the doctor, that you discontinue some of your running around, stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early." Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"
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Mechanical Whore?
Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
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