Sexist Jokes - About Women

Feminist Fairytale!

Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Tunnel Vision

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.  She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already!"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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