Sexist Jokes

Womens Monthly Pain

Q: Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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New Women's Study

There is a new study out about women.  85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married. 10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married. The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

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Men and Spray Paint

Q: Why are men and spray paint alike?
A: One squeeze and they're all over you.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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