Sexist Jokes

W.I.F.E.

Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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A Life's Mystery

One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Food Jokes
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All I Want

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now all I want is a girl with large breasts!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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