Sexist Jokes

Honest, Intelligent, Caring Men Doing Dishes

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Top Gun

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Anonymous

Results are In

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
...than the men who mention it.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous