Sexist Jokes

Turn a Fox into a Pit Bull

Q: How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
A: Marry her

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Men Are Like Coolers

Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

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Things Your Wife Won't Say

The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.
I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy.
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.
God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.
Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
Awesome fart! Do another one!

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