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Transvestite Definition

A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!

Stacey at the Bar

A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." Stacey asks, "Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?" “Sure!" replies Jim. "Let's go!"

At Stacey’s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk and asks, "Is this your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!" "Then, who is it?" Stacey replies, "That's me before my operation!"

New Delivery

Q: What do you call a mailman who gets a sex change?

A: A post man

Wake Up Call

A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed and she was already awake. She says to him, "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian."

The guy, still half-asleep says, "Oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."

"Oh good," she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."

Clothes Line

Was just confronted by my next door neighbor. Apparently there's been items going missing from her clothes line.

I nearly shit her panties!