Sex Jokes - Transvestite Jokes

Yo mamma so ugly, she should have stayed yo dad.

A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery.

They were right, we had six matching balls.

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt too much.  Even when they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" "Hell no!  It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fucking needle in my head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"

Q: What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

A: Addadictomy.

"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....

with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"

It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.