Sex Jokes - Transvestite Jokes
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation. The doctors gathered at his bed afterwards to tell him the bad news. "Ohhhh no!!!" the patient wailed, "I'll never be able to experience an erection again!" "Of course you'll still be able to experience erections," replied one surgeon, "only it will have to be someone else's!"
Wake Up Call
A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed and she was already awake. She says to him, "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian."
The guy, still half-asleep says, "Oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."
"Oh good," she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."
Was just confronted by my next door neighbor. Apparently there's been items going missing from her clothes line.
I nearly shit her panties!
Q: What do you call a Nun who has a sex change operation?
A: A Transistor.
Q: What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!