Sex Jokes - Transvestite Jokes
"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....
with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"
It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.
Wake Up Call
A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed and she was already awake. She says to him, "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian."
The guy, still half-asleep says, "Oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."
"Oh good," she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."
Was just confronted by my next door neighbor. Apparently there's been items going missing from her clothes line.
I nearly shit her panties!
Q: What do you call a Nun who has a sex change operation?
A: A Transistor.
Q: What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!