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Beach Genie

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No shit."

Categories: Genie Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes)
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Anonymous

What To Call A Penis

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act. With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Anonymous

Lights Off for 30 Years

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her.  All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo.  She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He replied, "Explain the kids!"

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Submitted BY: skylertouchet