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Gynecologists At Lunch

Two gynecologists meet at lunch. The first one says, "I had a patient this morning with a clit like a dill pickle. The second one says, "That big or that green?" The first one says, "That Sour."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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The Mohel

 
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needed a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, "Madam, I don't repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions." She says, "Why all the clocks in the window?" And he says, "And what should I have in my window?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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Redneck Gets Married

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know what to do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed up and says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you play with and put it where I pee!"
So he got his bowling ball and threw it in the outhouse!

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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