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Elton John

Q: Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
A: Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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Old Lady's Panties

Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."

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Stress

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately, but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"

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