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Expensive Honeymoon!

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. Because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to just the weekend. They were just unable to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said, "That'll be an additional $150 a piece." "Good God man !!!" cried the groom, totally shocked, "That's two thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars !!! Are you crazy ???"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Wedding Toasts , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Anonymous

Blonde's A/C

Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

At the Dentist

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.”
“I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Anonymous