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Exotic Male Strip Club

Three ladies go to an exotic male strip club. One friend pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek. Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right butt cheek. The third friend pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down his crack, grabs the $60 and goes home.

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Making Fishsticks

A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks." The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?" And she says "Why, yes, how did you know, honey?" And the kid replies, "Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth."

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An Irresolvable Problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged. "Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist. "No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style." "Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop." "I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

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