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10 Signs You Have Cyber Sex

10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Sex Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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XXX in a Porno

Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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The Brown And White Cows!

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished. "Yeah daddy, yeah daddy," said the little boy. After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. "Say, Pop," said the boy. "Yes," replied his father. "The bull just screwed the brown cow!" There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said "Excuse me" and took his son outside. "Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull "surprised" the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull "surprises" the white cow." The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, "Hey, Daddy!" "Yes, son. Did the bull "surprise" the white cow?" "He sure did, Pop! He screwed the brown cow again!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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