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Dachshunds In Heat

This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female.
A friend of hers calls one day and says, "How do you keep him away from her when she's in heat?" "Oh that's not a problem" she says, "When I go out, I put the female upstairs." "And does that do the trick?" asks her friend. "Well," she says, "Have you ever seen a Dachshund go upstairs with a hard on?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Offensive Four Letter Words

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes
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Small Mistake

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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