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Spot The Difference

A very old, but respected man walked into a local tavern. He looked around at the decor and realized it was the holiday season. He saw his neighbor, drunk out of his mind. The old man stepped up to the neighbor and asked him a question, "Jack do you know what difference between the baby Jesus and your wife?" "No," replied the drunk man. "Well the baby Jesus slept with a jackass one night, your wife sleeps with one every night."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Vasectomy Solutions

I got a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Teens Jumping Rope

Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious. "What are they doing?" asks the girl. "They're jumping rope," says the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday." "I want you to teach me now," says the girl. So the two go behind some bushes and start getting it on. When the boy has his pants down, the girl asks, "What's behind your 'rope?'" "That's my knot," says the boy. "Well," says the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes)
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