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New York to San Francisco

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far as Cleveland, when he realized he was getting terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill repute and took care of the problem. Immediately, a severe guilt reaction set in, so he went to confession. For penance, he was told to say 10,000 Hail Mary's. So he went on driving and praying. By the time he got through with the 10,000 Hail Mary's, he was approaching San Francisco. Suddenly he realized he was terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill repute, and had an orgy. Again there was a severe guilt reaction, so he went to confession. It was an old Irish priest who said, "For penance say three Hail Mary's". The man said, "What?? In Cleveland, I had to say 10,000 Hail Mary's for the same thing. Father replied quietly, "Sure now, and what would they know about fucking in Cleveland?".

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Sex and Money in the Bank

Q: Why is sex like money in the bank?
A: Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes , Sex Jokes
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