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No Scream in Space

They say in space, no one can hear you scream. That's because they've never done it with me.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

The Vicar's Sunday Morning Walk

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking around his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed with the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack of cigarettes. One of the old villagers came up to him and said, "Good morning Vicar, how be you and the wife?".  The Vicar said, "Good morning my man, I am fine, the wife is fine also, as I left her in bed smoking." The villager said, "Arr, Vicar, that's the way to fuck 'em!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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Man From Nantucket

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who had a cock so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes
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