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7 Kinds of Passionate Women

The seven kinds of passionate women
1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes
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The Blond's Legs

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Panty Patrol

A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from -- I don't do the laundry!" So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her. Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties -- just ask your husband!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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