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Keep It In The Family

Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick is red.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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How Does God Take You

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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Firm This Up

One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Sex Jokes
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