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Army Private Needs New Glasses
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!" "Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b... broken in an accident," stammered the private. "Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?" "No, no nothing of those..." said the private. "Well then, what is it?" "I'd rather not tell you sir..." "Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients now." "No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl," blurted the private. "Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl?" "You see, she crossed her legs....."
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Why Are Women Like Snowflakes
Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......
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The Sperm Conversation
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"
The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"
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