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Buckwheat Lets The Cat Outta the Bag

One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked in, and said, "good morning class. Today we are going to play word games. I'm going to give you a word and I want you to put it in a sentence for me." She said "Spanky you're first. Your word is football." Spanky stood up and proudly said
"I threw the football," and sat down. The teacher said
"very good Spanky." Then the teacher said, "Darla, you're next. Your word is pretty." Darla stood up and said,
"I think I'm very pretty!" Then she sat down. Then the teacher called on Buckwheat. She said,
"Buckwheat, you're next. Your word is dictate." Buckwheat stood up looked at Arial, and said,
"Hey Darla! How'd my dic tate last night?

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Nursing Home Wheelchair Games

Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair. Due to her eccentric nature, other residents tolerate her behavior and even play along. As Ethel speeds down one corridor, a door opens and a man steps out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he says in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fishes around in her handbag and pulls out a candy wrapper. "OK," he says and she goes on her way. As she rounds the next corner, another man steps in front of her and shouts, "STOP! Do you have a valid taxi medallion for your vehicle, madam?" Ethel digs into her handbag again and pulls out a beer coaster. "Looks good," he says and sends her on her way. Going down the final corridor, a third man steps in front of her. He is stark naked and holds an erection in his hand. "Oh no," says Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

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Monica Lewinsky Voting Republican

Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Republican in the next election?
A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

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