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The Talking Banana

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Tell Me!

A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.
"You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled.
"How can I?" she shot back. "You're never here!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Don't Erase This

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, erased it and then proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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