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Table Whacking

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese business men seated there are furiously masturbating. She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry." The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?" One of the other Japanese men replies,"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"

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Latest Release

Q: What's white and clings to the wall?
A: George Michael's latest release.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Substituting Alcohol For Women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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