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Truckload of Vibrators

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? 
A: Toys for Twats.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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What Women Would Do if They Had a Penis for a Day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Hand Transplant

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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