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Strange Dreams

There are three men in a hotel each wanting a room. The porter of the hotel says, "All the rooms are booked except for one room with a king sized bed." The three men are too tired to go to another hotel so they decide to take the room. The next morning, the three men wake up and the man on the left side of the bed said, "Wow, I had vivid dream of getting a wonderful hand job." The man on the right said, "Yeah, me too." The man in the middle said, "You two are disgusting, I had an ordinary dream that I went Skiing."

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Masturbating Cow

Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?
A: Beef Stroganoff!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Lcarpent

Vibrator Or Soybeans?

Q: What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes!!!!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes) , Riddles
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