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I Need a Bike

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Submitted BY: kandue0962

Yo Mama - Masturbation

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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You'll Go Blind

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.
"Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind"
"Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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