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#1 Gay Bar Pickup Line

Q: What's the #1 pick up line in a gay bar?
A: Can I push your stool in?

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Bar Celebrating

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern. To Mike Callahan, the bartender, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin' three whiskeys." Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy, it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It's celebratin', you are." "Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebrating me first blow job." Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar. "Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself, here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebration with you." Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal, but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won't either."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes)
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Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

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