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Gay Sperm

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?

A: I can't find my way through all this shit.

Jesse James

Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City.  As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all their loot.  As Jesse entered the first car he yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women!"  Upon hearing this, his brother Frank turned to him and said, "ah, Jessie, don't you mean we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women?"  With that said, a little fairy in the corner pops up and says..."Listen, you heard Jessie...he's the boss!"

Lesbians in a Canoe

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

New Yorker Quit His Job

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbor and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: "I have to warn you though, there will be a lot of drinking at this party." The city slicker said no problem. "There will also be sex going on." No problem he responded. "Well, There will probably be some fighting too." I think I can handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and asked the party host. "By the way, what should I wear at the party" The man, responded "Oh, it don't matter, It's only going to be me and you!"

Closet Time

Q: Why are gay men so well dressed? 

A: They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.