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A Joke Like Sex

A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Dog Story

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night. The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart." The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them. She said "Yes, but it didn't work." He said, "Did you try hitting them with a broom." She said, "Yes, but that didn't work either." He then said, "Well Ma'am here's what you do. Hang up. I'll call you back. When the phone rings, they will separate." She said, "Do you really think that will work?" He said, "Well it just did for me!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Veterinarian Jokes )
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Stress

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't been getting much lately, but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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