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Air and Sex

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Final Answer

A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed. The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight." The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight." The husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you." The husband says, "OK, then, I'd like to phone a friend."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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I don't know her

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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