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Dropping My Anchor

Q: Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon?
A: Yar!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Condit V Clinton

Q: Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's
A Close, but no cigar.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Driver's Test

3 friends, Bill, Paul and Tom, get pulled over for speeding. The officer is a very attractive lady, who slowly walks up to the window. After she asks for the Paul - the driver's - licence, he says, "Look, I can't afford this ticket, is there any way I could get you to tear it up?" The officer thinks for a moment and replies, "Okay, I'll tell you what... all of you guys show me your cocks, and if their total length is at least 21 inches you can go free." So Paul takes his out: 10 inches. Bill takes his out: also 10 inches. Tom takes his out: 1 inch making the total exactly 21 inches. The officer holds up her end of the deal, and leaves. After she's gone, Tom sighs and says, "Wow, it's a good thing I had a boner!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Submitted BY: elephantoe3