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Blowing Bubbles

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Chinese 69

Q: What do the Chinese call a 69?
A: Two can chew!!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Riddles
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