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Germ Tactics

A young married couple maintains a strict sexual schedule. Every day, the husband and wife get home from work at 5 p.m. and have sex at 5:15 p.m. One day, the wife comes down with the flu and goes on antibiotics. The medicine kills all the germs, except for three, who huddle together inside her body to talk over survival tactics. One germ decides to hide from the antibiotics between two toes on her left foot. The second germ decides to hide behind her right ear. The last germ says, "You guys do what you want, but when the 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes
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German Gross

Q: What's gross?
A: German porn.
 
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: People who watch it.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Boy or Girl

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you tell?" asks girl baby. "Easy," says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudly pointed downward. "See..... blue booties"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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