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Rubbers

Q: What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

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Big Drawback In The Jungle

Q: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A:  The Elephants foreskin.

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It Only Hurt When...

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt too much.  Even when they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" "Hell no!  It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fucking needle in my head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"

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