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Indian Maiden Reward

A hunter saves an Indian chief being chased by a grizzly bear in the woods. The chief invites the hunter back to his camp to celebrate and reward the hunter for saving his life. At the celebration, the Indian chief says to the hunter, "I have a special surprise for you: 500 of my prettiest Indian maidens. You look at all of them and choose one. She will be your wife." The chief clapped his hands and 500 young, beautiful Indian maidens appeared, topless, before them. With closer inspection, the hunter notices that none of them have nipples on their breasts. "Why don't these maidens have nipples on their breasts?" he asks the chief. The chief turns to the hunter with surprise: "What -- you've never heard of the Indian Nipple-less 500?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sports Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Hello

Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?
A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up bitches!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Perfect Guy

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections)
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