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Job For Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents. In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattractive businessman. When the wedding night finally came, the couple, at the bride's insistence, stayed in a hotel near her families home. Early in the evening, the bride came rushing through the door. "Mother, Mother!" cried the girl, "He says that we should sleep together!" "It's alright, girl, married people sleep together. Now go back before he starts to worry about you." "Oh," said the girl, and returned to her husband who had already begun to disrobe. When she saw his hairy chest, she went running back to her mother. "Mother, Mother, he is taking off his clothes, and he is covered in hair!" "It's alright girl, men have hair on their bodies, don't let it bother you... Now, get back their before he starts wondering about you." When she returns, she finds the man naked for the first time, and sees that he had part of his right foot amputated. She flees, in fright, back to mom. "Mother, mother, he only has a foot and a half!" "Stand back, girl!" says the mother, "This is a job for a real woman!"
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Definition of Bad Lover
Definition of Bad Lover: An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.
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Panty Patrol
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from -- I don't do the laundry!" So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her. Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties -- just ask your husband!"
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