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Top 10 - Baseball Is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Reasons Baseball Is Better Than Sex:
10: It is legal to play professionally
9: You can count on it at least 4 times a week
8: You have a coach to tell you when to advance
7:When you are tired, you always get relieved
6: If you strike out once, you still have 2 more tires to get a hit
5: Up to 4 people can score at once
4: Pop ups are frequent
3: 30,000 people cheer when you score
2: After 7 innings, you get to stretch
1: You can get a homerun without any foreplay!
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Golf Balls!
Ok, this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country. He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because he's never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away as souvenirs. While passing through the customs on his way back, the customs officer, who's perhaps a bigger idiot than this guy, notices his pockets bulging with all these golf balls and can't figure it out. So he asks our man, "What the hell is all this?!" To which he replies, "Oh they're just golf balls." So the customs officer goes, "Oh oh! You mean like tennis elbow?"
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Men Are Like Vacations
Men are like vacations... they never seem to be long enough.
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