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Naive Young Girl to Doctor

A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few questions." He says, "All right." She says, "All right... what is that thing that hangs between my fiancé's legs?" The doctor says, "That's the penis. The male organ, the penis." She says, "Okay. And what is that big red knob at the end?" The doctor says, "That's the glans. The head of the penis, the glans." She says, "Okay. And what are those two round things, about twelve inches behind the head?" The doctor says, "Well, lady, I don't know about your fiancé, but on me, they're the cheeks of my ass."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Teacher's Note

Tommy's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Tommy seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Alaskan Hooker

Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A: A frostitute!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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