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A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?".  "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.  The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that".  "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.  "We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with your 'ear' or whatever."  The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?".  "There's something wrong with my 'ear'," he stated.  The receptionist nodded approvingly, "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"  "I can't piss out of it," the man replied!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Piss Your Girlfriend Off

Q: How do you piss your girlfriend off when your having sex?
A: Call her up

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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No More...

Q: Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
A: No more blow jobs.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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