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Hooker's Life

A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put one stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Thirty Years Later...

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like it can't wait to eat me."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Turn The Page

A college professor is going to bed with his wife. He's not tired and figures, why not stay awake and read while she goes to sleep? Every once in a while he reaches over and tickles her on the fun spot. "Kitza kitza..." She says, "Will you stop that! Will you stop reaching over here and teasing me like that?" He says, "I'm not teasing you. I'm wetting my fingers so I can turn the page."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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