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Downfalls of Being an Egg

It's a bummer to be an egg because...
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Food Jokes
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Crazy Sally went to her Gynecologist...

Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation." "I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace the batteries?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Don't Show Your Balls

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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